I'm writing to you today with some unpleasant news. I've just found out I'm committing an extended suicide by loving the 'wrong' people.
I'll give you a minute to think about that. I wasn't expecting it either, but according to evangelical Christian Jake MacMillan that's exactly what I'm doing. He even compares allowing same-sex attraction to someone allowing someone to hold a gun to their head and fire - absurd, but don't let logic get in the way of a good homophobic rant.
Worse still, I'm also guilty of destroying life through these attractions. How? I don't know, he never explained. I'm very confused about it - am I fine when I'm in a relationship with a man but satanic when I'm in love with another woman? Is it a permanent thing or does it only apply when I'm thinking about it? Seems an awful lot like complete bullshit to me.
So I bid you farewell, viewer, for I may only have 70 more years to live! If only I'd been in love with men alone rather than both genders, then I might have another, um, 70 more years to live!
I don't ask for your help or assistance during this difficult time - I'm actually feeling perfectly normal and happy about it.